Apparent Progress

Sounds pretty cool when you hear it. A company that calls itself Apparent Progress can’t be all bad, right? Well, that’s what we intend to find out.

For those that don’t know, Apparent Progress is a massive multinational conglomerate with their dirty little corporate personhood fingers in everything. You may not know the name, but you most likely interact with at least one of their products or subsidiaries on a daily basis. They are everywhere, in the most frightening and surprising of ways.

We – the writers hidden away in an undisclosed location – are cogs inside the vast machine; individuals who have managed to find one another and compare notes on the crazy events and abuses and downright bizarre atmosphere that exists here. And we are bringing this information to you, the public, so that a cleansing light can be shined in the deepest crevice of the moral quagmire that is our employer. Take care with this information, friend. You never know who you can trust.

Except us, of course. We are trustworthy.